{"id":47,"date":"2011-07-19T12:20:19","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T17:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ifurthur.wordpress.com\/?p=47"},"modified":"2022-01-02T18:17:39","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T18:17:39","slug":"ozzy-and-scariet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/ozzy-and-scariet\/","title":{"rendered":"Ozzy and Scariet"},"content":{"rendered":"

I camped the past two nights alongside a couple I suspect have never camped before, nor perhaps ever seen a forest. For two days they delivered noun, verb and adjective forms of the F-bomb in their authentic, nasally East Coast style. I\u2019m guessing it left quite an impression of \u2018the great outdoors\u2019 on their (yet walking) toddler, who elicited several \u201cstop F\u2019ing crying!\u201d pleas of his own. That notwithstanding, per the photo the campground was \u2018lovely, dark and deep.\u2019<\/p>\n

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“Make myself a bed, by the waterside…”<\/em> (Brokedown Palace)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I camped the past two nights alongside a couple I suspect have never camped before, nor perhaps ever seen a forest. For two days they delivered noun, verb and adjective forms of the F-bomb in their authentic, nasally East Coast style. I\u2019m guessing it left quite an impression of \u2018the great outdoors\u2019 on their (yet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137,"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxheap.net\/ifurthur\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}