Is a deadhead born, or made?
Did Festus see it in me and that explains why he shot me in the armpit?
Did Santa know it when he left me this psychedelic robe?
Is that why military school later demoted me back to buck private?
I bet my wonderful ol’ man knew…hell, his name was Jerry!
Yeah, Johnson Falls clearly knew…
These two know. Hamburglar is already on the bus and Captain Jack is listing in our direction.
Wendy knows and approves…it keeps me out of the house.